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"Highway Reconstruction, Conservative Victory, Food Recall, and a Stinky Prank - All in This Week's Newsletter!"
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"Highway Reconstruction, Conservative Victory, Food Recall, and a Stinky Prank - All in This Week's Newsletter!"
Patrick Garrett
Sep 29, 2025
One of the worst bottlenecks in metro Atlanta, the I-575 and I-75 interchange, will be getting a makeover to address congestion issues. Read More... |
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Cherokee County Republican Jason Dickerson emerged victorious in a special election in North Metro Atlanta. |
Trivia Question❓What famous golf course in Georgia hosted the 1963 Ryder Cup, where the United States team defeated the European team? Answer at the bottom of the newsletter |
Hillshire Brands Company has issued a recall for their corn dog and sausage-on-a-stick products due to possible contamination with pieces of wood embedded in the batter.
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Teacher’s Stinky Prank Leaves School in a $50K Funk!“Poop Spray” Shenanigans Cause Chaos and Costly Repairs |
FLORENCE, S.C. — Hold your nose and brace yourself for the smelliest school scandal of the year! Alexander Lewis, a 32-year-old teaching assistant with a nose for mischief, was nabbed by authorities after allegedly turning his high school into a whiff-tastrophe with a gag-inducing “poop spray” bought online. This wasn’t just a bad smell—it was a full-blown olfactory assault that left students and staff gagging, sneezing, and reaching for air fresheners!
From Aug. 25 to Sept. 19, Lewis reportedly unleashed his stinky secret weapon multiple times, transforming the hallways into a no-go zone. The foul fumes triggered headaches, nausea, and dizziness among students and teachers, with one parent lamenting, “My son’s asthma was set off so bad, I had to drag him to the doctor three times!” The stench was so potent that the school shelled out nearly $55,000 to inspect and fix their air conditioning system, hoping to clear the air—literally.
At first, the school district played detective, checking gas lines, propane systems, and air quality, only to come up empty-handed. They sent reassuring emails to parents, promising everything was fine. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. Turns out, Lewis was allegedly the mastermind behind the malodorous mayhem, allegedly spritzing the school with a faux-feces fragrance for weeks.
Lewis faced the music in court, where a judge slapped him with a $9,000 bond—$8,000 for maliciously injuring property (because apparently, noses are property now) and $1,090 for disturbing schools. He’s set to face the gavel again two more times this year.
So, next time you’re tempted to pull a prank, maybe stick to whoopee cushions. They’re cheaper—and way less likely to cost your school a fortune or land you in the slammer! |
Major Festivals & Music
📅 Dates: Tuesday, October 30 💰 Cost: Free!!
Peaberry Film Festival 💰 Cost: One day pass: $20; Weekend pass: $60
First Friday Featuring Chris Cagle 💰 Cost: Free!!
Canton Multicultural Festival 🕒 Time: 4:30-8:00 PM 💰 Cost: Free Admission; food / refreshments have separate cost
Ball Ground Rocks 🕒 Time: 12:00-8:00 PM 💰 Cost: Free Admission |
Dad Joke Of The Week |
What do you call a deer with no eyes in Cherokee County? No idea! |
Practical Tip of the Week |
Removing Coffee Stains
For a quick, cheap, and effective way to remove coffee stains from a carpet, rug, or even clothing try one of these next time:
1. Beat an egg yolk in a small cup and then dip a white cloth into it. Rub the yolk into the stain. Then rinse with water.
2. Dab denatured alcohol into the stain, then rinse with water.
3. Mix 1/2 teaspoon of mild detergent with a pint of water. Blot the stain with white cloth like a towel. If the stain is still visible apply a half-half solution of white vinegar and water and blot the stain with it. |
Closing Thoughts
That's a wrap for this week's edition, folks! We're thrilled you joined us to celebrate the amazing people, places, and events that make Cherokee County such a special place to live—even if the Georgia Bulldogs couldn't quite hold onto a win against those relentless Alabama Crimson Tide yesterday. Ouch, but hey, that's the SEC spirit: tough losses build unbreakable character, and we've got plenty of that right here at home.
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💡 Answer to Trivia Question: The Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek |